Manager, singing: I don't have any pants on…I still have my shoes on and my socks rolled up…I don't have any pants on.
San Diego, California
Super-hyper guy: If anyone ever saw what I did to my peanut butter, then they definitely wouldn't want it!
Austin, Texas
Old lady to husband as she walks out of doctor's office: Oh, I love to smell that alcohol!
Longwood Ave
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: smellslikemartinis
Male coworker, hitting on woman in elevator: Hey, I really liked your spreadsheets.
London
England
Officer #1, laughing about peeping tom suspect: I just heard that guy say that he only did it cause it was Saturday.
Officer #2: He needs to quit jacking off outside people's windows. Somebody needs to tell him he's a nasty little pervert. Did he seriously say that?
Officer #1: I swear that's what it sounded like. And even if he didn't, that's still what I'm going to tell everybody he said.
Police Department
South Louisiana
Overheard by: that's how riots get started
Manager: Oh, good. As long as she doesn't know what she's doing, we're okay.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: BeccaGo
Obnoxious coworker on conference call: Well, if a Dachshund is the amount of time you have, and you use a giraffe to represent growth… People will be laughing.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Receptionist, in disappointed voice: Ice cream may be something that has to happen in my bed tonight.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Office Ninja
