Write It on the Bathroom Wall! Hee!

Officer #1, laughing about peeping tom suspect: I just heard that guy say that he only did it cause it was Saturday.
Officer #2: He needs to quit jacking off outside people's windows. Somebody needs to tell him he's a nasty little pervert. Did he seriously say that?
Officer #1: I swear that's what it sounded like. And even if he didn't, that's still what I'm going to tell everybody he said.

Police Department
South Louisiana

Overheard by: that's how riots get started