Colleague, typing important serious e-mail to client: Ooops! I typed “sorry for any incontinence!”
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: PMSL
Colleague, typing important serious e-mail to client: Ooops! I typed “sorry for any incontinence!”
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: PMSL
Middle aged woman: Ever since I hit 50, the hot flashes have been hitting me like mad.
Teenage clerk: Ummm…yes.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Anni
Manager on phone: Is the Playboy pillow going back in?
Toronto
Canadia
Manager to office: Homo-erotic staring contest starts… Now!
Val Vista Drive
Gilbert, Arizona
Engineer: I didn't say you're a good architect, but you're a very good guy.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The_SuperVixen
Coworker: I need to leave while I can still be a character witness…
Middleboro, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mikey
Female supervisor: Here, Melissa…scrape off some of that frosting, and jam your nuts into it! It's really good!
Madison, Wisconsin
Engineer: If I could get a 12-year-old for $10, I'd do it!
Orlando, Florida
Worker #1: Did I miss much on Friday when I took the sick day?
Worker #2: Nah man, all cool, apart from the usual. You know, me wanting to take my own life and everything…
Adelaide
Australia
Employee, about coworker: Now, she is what we call an “amazon woman.” She's been known to eat puppies, kittens, and babies. You might have to jog a bit to keep up with her. Following the amazon woman to lunch is like chasing a wildebeest across the savannah.
Dallas, Texas
