Attorney on phone: What does it smell like?
Tysons Corner, Virginia
Attorney on phone: What does it smell like?
Tysons Corner, Virginia
Lawyer: I didn't ask for it, I didn't seek it out. All I know is that someone had their hand on my penis.
Chesapeake, Virginia
Coworker #1: Everybody, breathe in!
Everyone, after breathing in: Why?
Coworker #1: I just farted!
Virginia
Overheard by: I wish I had not listened
Office girl: I mean, he doesn't even know me. For all he knows, I could be a crazy bitch. I could ruin his life!
Winchester, Virginia
Boss: This subcontractor really chaps my butt.
Senior VP: Is it a good butt chapping or a bad chapping?
Boss: Bad.
Senior VP: Glad to know there’s a differnce.
812 Moorefield Park
Richmond, Virginia
Admin to big boss: I like it when someone gives me work and I can finish it immediately and get it right back to them. I'm a wham-bam-thank-you-mam kind of girl.
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Not suprised to hear it
Peon #1: Of course, he described it as riding a tiger.
Peon #2: Who rides a tiger?
Richmond, Virginia
Biller: Um, you know maintenance guys are working in our bathrooms and there is a line of people waiting in the hallway bathroom? Could you, like, do something about it?
Receptionist: Uh, sure, I’ll get right on that for you.
Biller: I’ll just go back to my desk and pee in my trash can.
1200 Princess Anne Street
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Guy in stall, answering cell: Wassup? (pause) Taking a crap. (pause) No. In the bathroom.
Herndon, Virginia
