Receptionist: Do you have any extra wireless cords?
2777 Crystal Drive
Arlington, Virginia
Receptionist: Do you have any extra wireless cords?
2777 Crystal Drive
Arlington, Virginia
Boss: I don’t get it. Why are these entries all wrong?
Data entry grunt: Look at the user report. Out of 75 users, 67 of them are entering the data incorrectly. We need to get those 67 in a training session so we’re all on the same page.
Boss: I’m not sure how — I’ve never had to do this before.
Data entry grunt: Right… Can we just take a moment here so you can explain to me why you’re the manager but I’m the one that does the managing?
K-V Road
Victoria, Virginia
Boss storming through office: Fuck those idiots! They couldn’t sell pussy to a troop train!
New girl: What about a train? [Long pause] And did he just say ‘pussy’?
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: On the laugh train…
Division chief: Why are you wearing a visitor pass? What happened to your badge?
Editor: Hey, fuck you, I brought in donuts!
Division chief: How dare you talk to me like that…Is that a Boston Cream?
Pentagon, 48 North Rotary Road
Arlington, Virginia
Worker bee #1: They used to line us up in the middle of the school, make us drop our pants, and paddle us.
Worker bee #2: You can’t do that these days because too many people would like it.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: usual suspect
Attorney on phone: What does it smell like?
Tysons Corner, Virginia
Lawyer: I didn't ask for it, I didn't seek it out. All I know is that someone had their hand on my penis.
Chesapeake, Virginia
Coworker #1: Everybody, breathe in!
Everyone, after breathing in: Why?
Coworker #1: I just farted!
Virginia
Overheard by: I wish I had not listened
Office girl: I mean, he doesn't even know me. For all he knows, I could be a crazy bitch. I could ruin his life!
Winchester, Virginia
