Virginia

Female cube dweller: They're livin' on love. That's all Mike* and I had our first year too!

Waynesboro, Virginia

Manager: Where's Mike Love's file? I need Love by 9 o'clock!

Richmond, Virginia

Sales rep #1: It was supposed to be nice this weekend!
Sales rep #2: Nope.
Sales rep #1: What happened?
Sales rep #2: Reality.

Chantilly, Virginia

Cube dweller #1: I just want to make sure we are communicating on this project.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah, we’re communicating. [Yells over cubicles] Hey, Roy*, are we communicating?
Roy: Uh, I’m communicating with my sandwich.

Vienna, Virginia

Overheard by: The Communicator

Boss, with customer on phone, to secretary: Mr Smith* says he doesn't understand this bill you sent him.
Secretary, quietly, from across the room: It isn't complicated, can't he read?
Boss, loudly, next to phone: Yes, he can read!

Winchester, Virginia

Psychiatric nurse, to rest of treatment team, about patient who almost choked: You know Mark*, he sees a big piece of meat, he just puts the whole thing in his mouth.

Catawba, Virginia

Finance clerk: Every time she comes in here, he grabs it and pulls it out, and she runs away.

Vienna, Virginia

Overheard by: Receptionitis

Coworker: They've done a complete 360 on this project.

Virginia

Overheard by: SexKitten

Teen girl: If I don’t get an A on this English test I’m going to be even screwed-er.

High school
Sterling, Virginia

Overheard by: The Mean Teacher

Staff #1: Does anyone know what that sign refers to?
Senior Associate: Which one?
Staff #1: The one that says “2121 Lunch E On”.
Staff #2: Did you just say “Lunch E On”?
Staff #1: Well, what does it say?

2345 Crystal Drive
Arlington, Virginia

Overheard by: Ten Kay