Coworker to another: Wiggle it and I'll tell you which one it is.

Chesapeake, Virginia

Male cube rat: Hey, Amanda, you wanna come sing “Endless Love” with me?

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Boss to underling: I'm okay with someone coming at me from the front. It's when they come from behind that bothers me.

Tysons Corner, Virginia

Customer, trying to use his debit card: I gotta push “English”? “Spanish” shouldn’t be an option. If they can’t speak no English, they ain’t got no business being here. Where’s the “yes” button at?
Cashier: It’s the button that says “yes” on it.

Food Lion
Roanoke, Virginia

Secretary #1: Is Chicago near Detroit?
Secretary #2: I don’t think so. Chicago is in Illinois, isn’t it?
Secretary #1: Illinois…yeah, I think so.
Secretary #2: I think Illinois is pretty big.
Secretary #1: So that’s not near Detroit?
Secretary #2: Well, isn’t Detroit in Illinois?
Secretary #1: Uh, isn’t it? So are they close together?

8200 Greensboro Drive
McLean, Virginia

Co-worker #1: Goodness! I can’t tell you how dusty this thing is.
Co-worker #2: Why not?
Co-worker #1: Because I don’t know the proper units of measurement for dust.

105 Arbor Drive
Christiansburg, Virginia

Boss, singing: Blue and yellow! Yellow and blue! Blueeee! Yelloooooow!
Employee: Here she goes again.

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly

Peon #1: Did they steam clean our chairs this weekend like they were supposed to?
Peon #2: Doesn't smell like it.

Richmond, Virginia

Manager: How we doin'?
Sales rep: Good!
Manager: Good.
Sales rep: Sales are good.
Manager: Good!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager