Save It for Our 3 PM Coffee-and-Entendre Break

Female cube rat, reviewing document: This text is pixelated.
Male cube rat: What is that? (reads over her shoulder.) “Senior oral presentation”? (snickers) I don't think I want to know about that.
Female cube rat: Really, Jim? This early in the morning?

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Haven't had enough coffee yet