Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Senior professor: So, Vladimir*, when will this project be finished?
PhD student: Time is a… dynamic thing!
University of Leuven
Belgium
Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Partner: Hello there. Haven't seen you for a while.
Female lawyer: Yeah, you haven't come across me in ages! How did you get away with that?
Partner: It's been on my to-do list.
Sydney
Australia
Office girl: I love Wednesday.
Office guy: It's hump day.
Office girl: I'm single now, I don't get those anymore.
Sydney
Australia
Postal worker: Alright, “express” means this package is guaranteed to arrive by 3 pm tomorrow.
Customer: Is that free?
Postal worker: Ain't nothing free, ma'am. Ain't nothing free. $18.74, ma'am. Dig deep, now. Dig deep.
Post Office
Beaufort, South Carolina
Overheard by: Connie
Weightlifting coworker, during lunch: On a two breast day it's not enough, but on a six breast day…
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Kirstoona
Clerk #1 to clerk #2: He really did believe that when Noah built the ark, that dinosaurs didn't get saved because they were late.
Divorce Court
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Harry
Coworker #1: It won't mount. It's been three minutes.
Coworker #2: Three minutes… that ain't right. Want me to see if I can mount it faster?
Coworker #1: Yeah, have a go.
Coworker #2: I'm straight in.
Beverly, Massachusetts
Woman associate returning with lunch from cafe: I'm back.
Male associate: Smells great. What's today?
Woman associate: Thursday.
Male associate: Thank you. What is the special today?
Bellevue, Washington
