Female cube rat: It took me like three minutes to eat the whole 14 inches.
Ivyland, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: impressive technique
Female cube rat: It took me like three minutes to eat the whole 14 inches.
Ivyland, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: impressive technique
Office lady: I've been good–I haven't ordered anything from Amazon all week! Although I suppose the week isn't over yet…
Boss: It's Tuesday.
Denver, Colorado
Program director: I'm going to see my OB next week, I haven't seen him in three years!
Male executive assistant: Is that your grandfather?
Program director: Yes.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Adrienne
Female coworker: See you Friday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Friday!
Coworker: See you Saturday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Saturday!
Coworker: See you next week! (mutters under breath) I guess that's the only other option.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Marketing guy to PR girl: You'd better go home and eat your asparagus and get some sleep, because we have to be up at the crack of shitty dawn tomorrow.
Ontario
Canadia
Longtime standing employee: You've used up all your mulligans.
Temp employee: What do you mean? Today? This week?
Longtime standing employee: For the remainder of your stay.
Escondido, California
Overheard by: Mike G
Company president/daughter of founder: Does the the mail really need to go out so early? I have a hard time getting in here by 10.
Mesquite, Nevada
Overheard by: Didn't win the genetic lottery
Woman on cell: Hi, did you ring me earlier? (pause) Oh, sorry about that. I was napping in my office.
Fordham University
New York
Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
Young attorney shouting to secretary: Anna*, is it Wednesday?
Secretary: Yes, Jim*.
Young attorney: Still?
Secretary: Yes, Jim, still.
Young attorney: Can you work on that?
Secretary: Sure, Jim.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: wishing it was friday
