Or Time Management. Whatever.

Office manager: I’m going to Google time travel!

Winnipeg, Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: The Office Bitch

Posted on March 7, 2015
Canadia, Dumb Bosses, Time Management

Are You Wearing Your Eight-Hour Diaper Suit?

Upper manager: Thomas* should be in, so maybe you'll be able to take a bathroom break before then.
Middle manager: Gosh, how generous of you!
Upper manager: Hey, I care about our employees (three seconds pause) and the floors in our stands.

Hershey, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: GottaGo

Posted on March 7, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Restroom, Time Management

5PM That’s a Wrap

Co-worker: When is Cinco de Mayo? Did I miss it already?

3424 Peachtree Road Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 3, 2015
General Idiocy, Southwest, Time Management

I Long to Eliminate My Own Job Position

IT professional #1: But the thing is that a lot of these people will need me forever… most of them are from 40-60 years old… Need I say more?
IT professional #2: Ugh, god! Just give them an abacus and call it a day.

Parnall Road
Jackson, Michigan

Overheard by: cubewalker

Posted on March 3, 2015
Advice, Age and ageing, Coworkers, Default, Michigan, Tech People, Technology, Time Management

Because We Could Use Interns Instead

Grunt #1: We need to buy a couple of monkeys and have monkey knife fights.
Grunt #2: Is there anything against the law about that?

2540 Satellite Boulevard
Duluth, Georgia

Posted on March 1, 2015
Coworkers, Georgia, Time Management

4PM Break Room

Coworker #1: Hey, how’s it going?
Coworker #2: Good, how’re you doing?
Coworker #1: Not bad — it’s almost Friday.
Coworker #2: It is Friday!
Coworker #1: Really?! It’s Friday? That’s awesome! I thought it was Thursday!
Coworker #2: It’s Friday for me — I’ve got tomorrow off.

10750 Wheat First Drive
Glen Allen, Virginia

Posted on February 27, 2015
Coworkers, Questions, Southeast, Time Management, Vacation, Virginia

It’s Too Much with Me

Five-year-old: I’m taking a break.
Young librarian: What are you taking a break from?
Five-year-old: … The world.

2110 Library Lane
Grand Forks, North Dakota

Posted on February 27, 2015
Gripes, Kids, North Dakota, Time Management

As Long as It’s Not the Same Date as Halloween Again

Woman #1: What day is Thanksgiving on this year?
Woman #2: I don’t know – Thursday or Friday?

Wal-mart
Springfield, Missouri

Overheard by: Jennifer Gerboth

Blonde cashier: Wow! Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year!

Lake Travis, Texas

Overheard by: Frostwalrus

Posted on February 26, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Retail, Texas, Time Management

If You Need Further Guidance, I’ll Be in My Office

Manager: We should prepare drawings for the real building instead of the fake building.

Midtown
New York, New York

Overheard by: Drewster

Posted on February 26, 2015
Dumb Bosses, New York, Time Management

Only Women’s Toilets, Though

Coworker #1: So you ate the cookies?
Coworker #2: Yeah, they had only been in the toilet for a second! Five second rule!
Coworker #1: That’s still disgusting.
Coworker #2: Well, hey, at least I didn’t lick my dirty foot.
Coworker #1: That was once! You’ve eaten cookies out of the toilet loads of times!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on February 25, 2015
Body Parts, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Georgia, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Time Management