Girl #1, eating lunch: You are what you eat.
Girl #2: Are you calling me a prick?
Boca Raton, Florida
Girl #1, eating lunch: You are what you eat.
Girl #2: Are you calling me a prick?
Boca Raton, Florida
Male assistant on phone: I think I’d know if I’d given birth.
Madison Avenue Office Building
New York City, New York
(two coworkers at the urinals)
Coworker #1, about colleague: Man, what a pecker.
Coworker #2: Hey, quit looking!
Lebanon, Missouri
Male executive director: She owns that law firm. We really don't need to send her a plaque.
Female development director: I'm sorry?
Male executive director: Well, she really didn't do anything besides marry the owner of the firm.
Female development director: No, she made partner before she married him. Everything she accomplished was before she was married.
Male executive director: Well, you know what I mean.
Baltimore, Maryland
Co-worker: No, no, on the second floor they’re screwing; on the first floor they’re banging.
251 Donald Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Canadia
Network Administrator: I’m like a successful pimp. I punch three hos at a time!
859 Cotting Court
Vacaville, California
Coworker #1: I keep putting an “L” in your name when I type it!
Coworker #2, named Heather: Really?
Coworker #1: I think it's because I type “health” all the time…
Coworker #3: I was thinking “leather!”
Central Pennsylvania
Overheard by: suprchick
Salesman: Is it the size that you didn't like or can I somehow make it better for you?
Beachwood, Ohio
Girl #1: What's the point of a jock strap?
Girl #2: To keep your junk from flapping around.
Girl #1: I thought that's what cups were for?
Girl #3: No, that's a whole other purpose. Besides, why would you want a big ol' hard thing in between your legs?
Girl #1: There's so many ways I could answer that.
Kansas City, Missouri
