When Did Muzzling Your Co-workers Fall Out Of Fashion?

Peon #1: This is going to sound stupid…
Peon #2: Don't say it then.
Peon #1: No, but seriously: when I eat peanuts, it tastes like peanut butter.
Peon #2: (stares in disbelief, then walks away)

Adelaide
South Australia

Overheard by: plethora

Posted on April 19, 2015
Australia, Compare and contrast, Employees, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Sensory Experiences

The Magazine Rack, You Pervs.

Boss to underling: How's that look over there? Is it in yet?

College
Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 19, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Education, Oregon, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Too Late– I Already Emailed You the Video.

Older worker lady in lunch room: You know those hula hoops have a coating on them that makes them very slippery. They slip off your clothes and you can't keep them going. So, unless you're nude…
Remainder of lunch room: Too much information!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 16, 2015
Clothes, Coworkers, Massachusetts, Out to Lunch, Sensory Experiences

And As Stenographers

Publisher rep: This guy did a study on blind men who use prostitutes.
Book buyer: Ok.
Publisher rep, whispering: For sex.

308 Westwood Plaza
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 15, 2015
California, Customers, Dumb Employees, Places, Publishing, Sales, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

In Many Ways, Eve Was Just As Annoying As the Serpent.

Office drone: What does this apple taste like, and is it crunchy?

Tempe, Arizona

Posted on April 8, 2015
Arizona, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Sensory Experiences

Only If I Can Take Photos

Office worker to secretary, in raspy voice: I need something to suck on, my throat is killing me.

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Geoff

Posted on April 5, 2015
Admins, Body Parts, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

So the Winner of the Office Poll Is–Felicia!

President, emerging from bathroom: That smell in the bathroom is equal parts chamomile, lavender, and my poop.

1st Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 31, 2015
Default, Executives, Restroom, Sensory Experiences, Washington, Weirdness

Isn't That a Cyndi Lauper Song?

Office girl #1: She's in heat, so she's all swollen, and Bostons get gross swollen.
Boss: That's probably why she was running around town.
Office girl #2: I thought it was only males that run off when they're horny?
Boss: Nah, girls are whores, too.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: freudian flip