Sales rep: Gotta get some PCP, it really helps me get through the day.
Software Company
Buffalo, New York
Sales rep: Gotta get some PCP, it really helps me get through the day.
Software Company
Buffalo, New York
Candidate to recruiter: If they just look at the back of my resume, they'll get a hard on.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Banker #1, sniffing air as banker #2 enters office: Damn, Jon*, what cologne are you wearing?
Banker #2: Calvin Klein.
Banker #1: That smells really good. Damn, if I was gay, I'd be all over you.
Banker #2: (puzzled silence)
Banker #1: Um, yeah, let's forget I said that.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Girl #1: Ouch! My thong's making my buttcrack raw.
Girl #2: That's weird. Mine never do.
Girl #1: Yeah, it's probably because this is day three without washing it.
Girl #2: Uh…
Girl #1: I just got 'em the other day, and I love them so much that I don't wanna stop wearing them. They have an ice cream cone on the crotch and they say “lick me”.
Girl #2: Cute! Where'd you get them?
Girl #1: I don't know, my grandma bought them for me.
3rd Avenue
Duluth, Minesotta
Coworker on phone: If your nipples are more than a inch long you really don't want all that excess sticking out.
Chico, California
Sales manager: Every time I walk over here I smell sausages!
East Hartford, Connecticut
Employee to another: And that's the first time I played Pac-Man!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Doug
Colleague #1: Just put it in your mouth!
Colleague #2: No! I've licked it and I don't like it.
Chippenham
England
Overheard by: Betty
Teacher on phone: But [Matt], it’s just the sound of a gun. The audience won’t even see it!…Not even the sound effect?…Are you kidding me?…So, what, we’re not allowed to do Hamlet now because somebody has to die in the end?…I know they don’t use real swords; we aren’t using a real gun!…How is anyone supposed to die?
2155 Napier Avenue
Macon, Georgia
Office admin: They say they don't have the files in a higher resolution.
Female boss: Ugh! These stations are such losers!
National Public Broadcasting Org
Washington, DC
