Agent: Wow, I sure do have a lot of shit in my drawers!
5512 – 4th Street NW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Agent: Wow, I sure do have a lot of shit in my drawers!
5512 – 4th Street NW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Bank customer: As I sat down on the toilet I heard this sickening snap.
Bank teller: So you need a replacement ATM card?
Wellington
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sara
Boss: I told you not to shit in the bathroom.
1123 Broadway
New York, NY
Sales manager: Sometimes I think I’m having a panic attack. And then I realize I just have to poop.
Nashville, Tennessee
Office manager (over the intercom): Whoever had a problem with the new toilet, please report to the bathroom at this time.
Warner Robins, Georgia
Overheard by: I just work here.
Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
355 North Euclid Avenue
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: oh my
Employee to boss: So, what do you do when a kid pisses on the sales floor?
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: I don’t know either
Worker bee #1: Have you ever been constipated?
Worker bee #2: Not severely.
Worker bee #1: Oh, it’s horrible! I hate it! I would rather have diarrhea!
Worker bee #2: No, you wouldn’t.
Worker bee #1: Oh, yes, I would! At least then you know there’s going to be an end to it… It wears out.
Worker bee #2: Yeah, but with diarrhea you could have an accident.
Worker bee #1: Well, I didn’t say that it was a choice between being constipated and having an accident. You don’t alwayshave an accident.
110 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Jaime
Nosy employee #1: Sounds like there's a party going on in the bathroom.
Nosy employee #2: Well, there is!
Norwalk, Connecticut
