Fundraiser: Hey, man, I need to raise some money for Multiple Dystrophy…[to other guy at table] Yo, man, what does the “A” stand for?
Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon
Miami, Florida
Fundraiser: Hey, man, I need to raise some money for Multiple Dystrophy…[to other guy at table] Yo, man, what does the “A” stand for?
Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon
Miami, Florida
Office clerk #1: Where did you put the batteries?
Office clerk #2: They go right here on the pole.
Office clerk #1: Wow! I like the long pole…look at it squirt!
Columbus Avenue
Lebanon, Ohio
Overheard by: Did I hear that right?
Associate to customer on phone about beef recall: We are only recalling meat with the dates April 28th through June 6th on it.
Customer: Well, mine is dated June 23rd. Can I eat it?
Associate: Yes, ma'am. That's not in our recall dates.
Customer: Are you sure it's safe?
Associate: Yes ma'am. That meat wasn't part of the recall.
Customer: What were the dates again?
Associate: April 28th to June 6th.
Customer: So, I won't die?
Associate: Ma'am, unless you plan on smearing it on a pig and eating it raw, you are going to be fine.
Yarmouth, Maine
Old drone #1: Does she have a harness?
Old drone #2: Yeah, but she said she doesn't like to wear those.
Old drone #1: She try one of those choker things?
Old drone #2: I don't know, I'll suggest that to her… she might find it more comfortable.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Marketing freak #1: It's like porn.
Marketing freak #2: Haha… Yeah. It is, I like it.
CEO's assistant: Porn?
Marketing freak #3: Yeah, Sports Illustrated. Have you seen it?
Itasca, Illinois
Overheard by: Walking through an Origy
Marketing manager: I think we’ll just give him our rationale, and if he objects, that’s crazy! Who would object to logic?
1 Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Clerk on phone: Hey, you got any duct tape? You can just cut off a little piece and put that on your wart.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Db's Mom
Secretary: There’s one class called “How to Shoot a Porno.”
Employee: What?
Secretary: Yeah, it’s girl-on-girl. I called to ask if we could get a group discount, but it’s been cancelled due to a scheduling conflict.
Employee: Wow.
Secretary: There’s another class, “How to make sushi”…
845 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
IT manager: How can I be wrong when I don't know what I'm talking about?
College Campus
Huntsville, Texas
Overheard by: Knows what she's talking about
Boss: What time did this get here this morning?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Uh… What time is the exterminator going to be here tonight, and are you staying?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Why are you answering all my questions with “Jesus”?
Employee: A woman on the train this morning was holding a sign that said “Jesus is the only answer.” I thought I'd try to prove that. From your response, I'm assuming that isn't true.
Manhattan, New York
