9AM Back to the Blather

Paralegal #1: So I just heard from my officemate that you think your officemate has a huge piece.
Paralegal #2: I know he has a huge piece.
Paralegal #1: How could you possibly know, did he show you?
Paralegal #2: No.
Paralegal #1: Did his wife offer it up?
Paralegal #2: No…My ex-secretary was friends with a girl he used to date…and it is just known.
Paralegal #1: Mm-hmm.
Paralegal #2: Look. When you see him in the hall, say “Hey” and take a quick look down, you can totally tell.

200 Park Avenue
New York, NY

Overheard by: GJG

Posted on July 20, 2014
Coworkers, Legal, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment

4PM It’s Almost Here

Messenger: I hope that you and your tits have a nice weekend.

1430 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on July 18, 2014
Blue Collar, Body Parts, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment

The Conversation is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Customer #1: Thanks for your generosity! I know we forced ourselves onto you.
Customer #2: Yes, it’s just that it was so cute, so little, we couldn’t resist!
Bossman: Well, it will be here whenever you want it.

9500 Owensmouth Avenue
Chatsworth, California

Posted on July 15, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, California, Dumb Customers, Possible Sexual Harassment

Is That a BlackBerry in Your Pocket?

Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.

1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on July 14, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, Coworkers, Ohio, Possible Sexual Harassment, Technology

Gay Sex Slang Gets More Cryptic Every Year

Office gossip to another: They can have their royal tea wedding and we'll have our pirate fun separately!

Naperville, Illinois

Posted on July 6, 2011
Employees, Illinois, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Words

Don't Worry, I Practice Safe Sectoring

IT to VP: Okay, I'm going to wipe your device now!

Durango, Colorado

Posted on July 6, 2011
Colorado, Possible Sexual Harassment, Tech People, Threats, Weirdness

Michigan Gals Are Famous for Their Deep Discounts

Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?

Howell, Michigan

Posted on June 29, 2011
Michigan, Office Politics, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sales, Weirdness

To Be Fair, What Wouldn't an IT Guy Tap?

IT guy: And you can help with setting up the sites, too.
Super-cute admin assistant: Okay.
Office manager, walking in: What's going on?
IT guy: I was just telling her that she could help me out this year if she wanted to.
Office manager: Oh yeah, she's an untapped resource.
IT guy, after pause: I'd tap that.

Castle Rock, Colorado

Posted on June 22, 2011
Admins, Colorado, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Tech People, Technology

As R.E.M. Can Testify

Girl: I love your shiny yellow balls.
Guy, laughing: Context is everything.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 22, 2011
Body Parts, Colors, Coworkers, Feelings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Washington

It Winked at Me!

Sales rep on phone: So I was bartending over the weekend and this biker comes up to the bar… Sure enough, he had a belt buckle that was a woman's you-know-what pressed up against his waist.

Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Cube 2, row 3

Posted on June 21, 2011
Clothes, New Hampshire, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Sexuality, Weirdness

Possible Sexual Harassment

As R.E.M. Can Testify