Well, There Was a Black Lab, but I Was Just Experimenting in College

Person #1: Oooh! Chocolate cockers! I want a chocolate cocker!
Person #2: A what?!
Person #1: A chocolate cocker! I’ve never had a chocolate cocker!

Safety building, 30 North Murray Street
Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Allison

Posted on July 22, 2015
Coworkers, Gossip, Possible Sexual Harassment, Wisconsin

1PM Layout Session

Designer: The image is 144 by 216.
Writer: What the hell kind of dimensions are those?
Designer: 144 is 2 inches. Pretty standard. And–
Writer: Fine, but what is this 216 business?
Designer: Are you kidding me? Do some math. It’s three inches.
Writer: Oh. Well, how should I know? You know I’m not one to mess around with anything two or three inches.

16340 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on July 21, 2015
Arizona, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Possible Sexual Harassment

The Way to a Lawyer's Heart

Attorney on phone: I don't ever want you to be afraid to clamp down on my boys.

Durango, Colorado

Posted on July 19, 2015
Advice, Colorado, Lawyers, Office Politics, On the phone, Possible Sexual Harassment

Rebecca Finally Comes Out Of Her Shell.

HR, whispering: These are your nuts, but I am going to eat them…

Marlborough, Massachusetts

Posted on July 19, 2015
Body Parts, Human Resources, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, Possible Sexual Harassment, Words

She Prefers “Slut Trousers”

Female personnel supervisor: How’s it goin’, sexy britches?
Female employee, staring before laughing: They’re just jeans…
Female personnel supervisor: You better not report me to HR for that.
Female employee: Only if you promise to never combine those two words again. Ever.

Research Boulevard
Maryland

Overheard by: Baggy Trousers

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Maryland, Possible Sexual Harassment

12PM Lunch

Girl: So, I just had my exit interview with HR and they were all like, “Be honest, why did you just up and quit out of nowhere?”
Guy: Did you tell them the truth?
Girl: I told them that I was in love with you, and that the sexual tension and frustration was creating a poor work environment for me.
Guy: So then you did tell the truth.

Route 1 South
West Windsor, New Jersey

Posted on July 14, 2015
Coworkers, Hiring & Firing, Lies, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

Oh Shoot, It’s Time to Go

Worker #1: When do you leave for the trip?
Worker #2: In about 20 minutes.
Worker #1: Well, are you jizzed?
Worker #2: What?
Worker #1: Jizzed. You know, excited!
Worker #2: Uh, sure.

Red Run Boulevard
Owings Mills, Maryland

Overheard by: Matt