You’d Think People Wouldn’t Be Like That in Mechanicsville

VP on phone: Yes, ma’am. Yes, ma’am, it’s nine inches by five inches, or something like that…

Mechanicsville, Virginia

Overheard by: Alan

Posted on August 1, 2015
Executives, Possible Sexual Harassment, Virginia

Gynecologists Can Get Rather Proprietary

Tech guy on phone: It doesn't work? You let Jeff touch it?! You let Darth Moron touch it!

Time Warner Cable Offices
New York

Posted on July 30, 2015
Insults, Names, New York, On the phone, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Tech People

1PM Full Department Meeting

Head of department: Can someone give an example of a person in the department going above and beyond the call of duty?
Woman: [Jane]. She does so much, not just for our group, but for other groups as well. I don’t think there’s anyone in the department [Jane] hasn’t serviced.

1200 12th Avenue South
Seattle, Washington

Posted on July 29, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Washington

Sure Thing, Tammy.

Waiter #1, pointing: Tammy’s* either gettin’ a poochy belly, or she needs to trim that beaver.
Waiter #2: It’s beaver. I fucked her last month, after her sister died, and I thought I was suddenly in a ’70s porno.
Manager: You guys need to go find something to clean.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on July 29, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Gossip, Indiana, Possible Sexual Harassment

That Guy's Always Getting a Raise

Lady #1, surprised after leaving meeting: Can you believe he was right about that?
Lady #2, angry: Ugh. No. Now I have to give him a blowjob.

New York City, New York

Overheard by: …Wants to be in that department

Posted on July 28, 2015
Employees, Meetings, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sexuality

From Fashion Designers

Woman: I wish I had an overactive thyroid.
Man: Yeah, you’d get a lot of attention that way.

Elevator, 550 7th Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Heather

Posted on July 26, 2015
Coworkers, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment

Chris Hansen and I Have Agreed to Disagree

Attorney to client: Are you a predator taking advantage of her?

New Jersey

Posted on July 25, 2015
Lawyers, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Weirdness

Oh, I Try to Keep My Hand In

Photographer: Okay, I took pictures of the reigning Woody the Woodchuck and the two that are aiming to replace her when she retires. Can you tell the current one?
Designer, staring intently: This one?
Photographer: Wow, good job! You know your Woodys!

323 East Grand River Avenue
Howell, Michigan

Overheard by: Pam Beesley