Waitress to another: I really need to start taking a shower before I come to work.
Somerset, Pennsylvania
Waitress to another: I really need to start taking a shower before I come to work.
Somerset, Pennsylvania
Customer: Do you have organic Tylenol?
Whole Foods
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Manager: I'm so stressed I'm going to jump out of the 5th floor window.
Coworker: It's not high enough. You'd need to go to at least the 7th to ensure death.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Manager to employee: Even with a few billion dollars, I think that a gay Jew would have a bit of trouble getting elected pope.
Employee: They picked a Nazi last time.
Manager: Well, yes, but even a Nazi is better than a gay Jew.
Employee: I have a bumper sticker that says that.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Boss: She's not here again today. I think she has her period… I'm sure it's either that or something is wrong with her cats.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: always here and on time
Good looking male computer geek: Her nick is “slutpants.” That sounds… promising.
African American geek: Girl, don't even act like you don't have a pair of slut pants.
Ginger geek: I'm so slutty I don't wear pants!
African American geek: You're gonna get gonorrhea.
Ginger geek: I'd rather get syph. It's the romantic STD.
Good looking male computer geek: Well, too bad you're going to get gonorrhea!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Manager to HR rep entering conference with bigwigs: What are you doing here?
HR rep: You just told me to walk down here with you.
Manager: Oh, well. (continues talking, HR rep walks away)
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by:
Female coworker: The school just called, my first grader is in the nurse's office.
Male coworker: What's wrong?
Female coworker: She partied too hard this weekend.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lola
Co-manager to another, during Christmas party: You can't keep on screaming “I need this, I need this” as you pin an employee to your lap!
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zen
