Coworker #1: I don't want Grant to see my notes.
Coworker #2: You did say “notes,” right? Not “nuts”?

Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: It was a universal sentiment.

Boss: We really need a third forklift driver.
Warehouse manager: Well, it's even worse now. One of them just died.
Boss: Holy shit. That throws a fucking wrench in things.

Jeannette, Pennsylvania

Salesman: Well, I worked my way up from a mechanic to a salesman, but I’m still treated like the low man on the scrotum pole.

625 Spring Street
Reading, Pennsylvania

Boss: What's up?
Underling: Trying to dig deep, man. Make something happen.
Boss: I do that every morning around 10… Make something big happen.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Could you be anymore Michael Scott?

Employee: So, there was nothing in the fridge? Just the dog?

650 Park Avenue
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Dani

Receptionist on phone: Mom, there are no pictures of them in the paper. I don’t want to live in a decapitated house!

Lincoln Highway
Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Assistant Girl

Guy in next cube: In my opinion, a chimney is no place to raise a family.


Overheard by: ReRo

Purchasing: Hey, can we print from Word?
Marketing: Ah…What?

2801 Red Lion Road
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Secretary #1: Everything tomorrow is going to be great but it won’t be good coming in, especially if someone spills their load all over.
Secretary #2: Yeah really, that only causes more problems.

75 Great Valley Parkway
Malvern, Pennsylvania

Boss: Is that Amazon?
Office manager, answering phone: No, it was recording.
Boss, interrupting again: Was it Amazon?
Office manger: No, it was a recording.
Boss: You sure?
Office manger: Yes. It was silent and beeped and started the recording.
Boss: I thought it was Amazon. [Phone rings again] Is that Amazon?
Office manger: Yes, I’m on hold.
Boss: Maybe you should talk to them.

Center City
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania