Mine’s Dead, but I Haven’t Yet Lost Hope

Coworker: How’s your son?
Boss: He’s sick all the time, but other than that he’s fine.

201 North Craig Street, Suite 500
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: revho13

Posted on January 30, 2026
Coworkers, Gossip, Pennsylvania

… They Ooze

Chick #1: Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis when you wear that hood?
Chick #2: I do not!
Chick #3: You should see her when she runs in that hood. Then she really looks like a penis…
Chick #2: Penises don’t run!

Saint Francis University
Loretto, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 24, 2026
Insults, Pennsylvania, Students

Future Conservative Policy Advisor

Chemistry student: You know what? Every year I hear about global warming, and then, like, three months later, it gets cold again!
Class: [Stunned silence.]

Parkland High School
Allentown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Out-Of-Here-In-Six-Months

Posted on January 21, 2026
General Idiocy, Pennsylvania, Students, The Classroom

Honey, Are You Awake? It’s On!

80-something husband: Did you get the Viagra?
80-something wife: [Mutters something inaudible.]80-something husband: Well, did you get the prescription for the Viagra?
80-something lady sitting nearby: He’s aimin’ for tonight!

2323 Edinboro Road
Erie, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 29, 2025
Couples, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Strangers, Time Management

Wait, How Do You Spell It in a Fake British Accent, Again?

Middle-aged guy #1 looking at menu: Hey, man, they spelled ‘Caesar’ wrong.
Middle-aged guy #2: What do you mean?
Middle-aged guy #1: They spelled it C-A-E-S-A-R instead of C-E-A-S-A-R. They switched the ‘A’ and ‘E.’
Middle-aged guy #2: Yeah, I’ve seen it spelled that way before. It’s, like, the authentic Roman spelling.
Middle-aged guy #1: Oh, yeah, they were always doing crazy shit… Like backward V’s and stuff.

Sam Snead’s Tavern
Shawnee on Delaware, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Logan