Nurse to aide: You have a picture of a dick on your phone and you don’t know who’s it is?
Wayne Woodlands Manor, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: queen eileen
Nurse to aide: You have a picture of a dick on your phone and you don’t know who’s it is?
Wayne Woodlands Manor, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: queen eileen
Manager: … So let him know that he has 60 cards here, and he’ll be charged for all 60. If he doesn’t want all 60 — say he only wants 50 — then take five away and bring those back.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Alexis
Coworker: How’s your son?
Boss: He’s sick all the time, but other than that he’s fine.
201 North Craig Street, Suite 500
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: revho13
Chick #1: Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis when you wear that hood?
Chick #2: I do not!
Chick #3: You should see her when she runs in that hood. Then she really looks like a penis…
Chick #2: Penises don’t run!
Saint Francis University
Loretto, Pennsylvania
Chemistry student: You know what? Every year I hear about global warming, and then, like, three months later, it gets cold again!
Class: [Stunned silence.]
Parkland High School
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Out-Of-Here-In-Six-Months
80-something husband: Did you get the Viagra?
80-something wife: [Mutters something inaudible.]80-something husband: Well, did you get the prescription for the Viagra?
80-something lady sitting nearby: He’s aimin’ for tonight!
2323 Edinboro Road
Erie, Pennsylvania
Middle-aged guy #1 looking at menu: Hey, man, they spelled ‘Caesar’ wrong.
Middle-aged guy #2: What do you mean?
Middle-aged guy #1: They spelled it C-A-E-S-A-R instead of C-E-A-S-A-R. They switched the ‘A’ and ‘E.’
Middle-aged guy #2: Yeah, I’ve seen it spelled that way before. It’s, like, the authentic Roman spelling.
Middle-aged guy #1: Oh, yeah, they were always doing crazy shit… Like backward V’s and stuff.
Sam Snead’s Tavern
Shawnee on Delaware, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Logan
Coworker on phone: Can I ask you something off-topic? If a family pet dies, how long can you keep it in the freezer?
Frances Avenue
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Waitress: Hi guys, are you ready to order?
Frat boy: Oh, we’re not gay!
Diner, West College Avenue
State College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: 3rd Shift
Supervisor to employee: I’m sorry. I don’t speak retard.
588 N. Gulph Gulph Road
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Poor Guy
