Guy exiting bathroom to coworker: Seriously, you could have measured first downs with that.
Lititz, Pennsylvania
Guy exiting bathroom to coworker: Seriously, you could have measured first downs with that.
Lititz, Pennsylvania
Female office worker to another: Most of the stuff on my to-do list is stuff I have to do.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Whaaaaat?
Coworker #1: I keep putting an “L” in your name when I type it!
Coworker #2, named Heather: Really?
Coworker #1: I think it's because I type “health” all the time…
Coworker #3: I was thinking “leather!”
Central Pennsylvania
Overheard by: suprchick
Collegiate on cell: Hey, Mom, you’ll be proud of me — I actually bought books at Borders — to read!
Barnes & Noble, Center City
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: book stacker
Peon: I think she’s Indian.
Boss: American Indian? We don’t have a lot of those!
Peon: No, Asian Indian.
Boss: They have Indians in Asia?!
5th and Market Streets
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Case worker: Deb*, where can I find the new intake forms?
Deb*: You know, I've always wondered about that.
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Overlord: It’s just like “Devil Went Down to Georgia” — the devil clearly wins but, they try to sell it like Johnny did.
Underling #1: Oh, yeah, the devil clearly wins.
Underling #2: No, it’s about the fiddle playing, you can’t bring the band of demons into the mix. Johnny wins on fiddle playing.
Underling #1: I can see what you’re saying but, the devil’s flash takes it.
Overlord: Right, the groove is undeniable.
Underling #2: You know what, let’s not have this discussion again. I don’t want to be mad on a Friday afternoon.
2525 State Road
Bensalem, Pennsylvania
Hesitant admin: I know what size a meatball is… I think.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Coworker, slamming down phone: Owww, my panties are in a twist!
Frances Ave
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Partner: Do cats pee?
Erie, Pennsylvania
