Coworker on cell: You've spent twenty minutes telling me how hammered you've been for the last eight days, and now you're drinking Bourbon in my bed, something I've never done…
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Coworker on cell: You've spent twenty minutes telling me how hammered you've been for the last eight days, and now you're drinking Bourbon in my bed, something I've never done…
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Engineer: Let me guess, are you going to put on your “MBA Hat”?
Supervisor: How about I put my “Foot Hat” in your “Butt Hat”?
500 North Gulph Road
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Female sales rep, about customer: It's not for that douchebag.
Male manager: “Douchebag” is a term usually reserved for men.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not a douchebag
HR employee to another: Does she look like she's been hanging out with Bob Dylan?
Dunmore, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Can't imagine what this could entail
Old Chinese tech: Hey, you know a' Tiger Woods?
Male phone tech: Yes! We dated! He said he loved me!
Old Chinese tech: You a'mysterious numbah fourteen!
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Phone drone, to subscriber on the phone: Every piece of information subscribers tell me I basically file away in my head as a little piece of information.
Technology Drive
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: captainobvious
Office dweller: Hey, why do you have nuts hanging above your door?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Woman #1: I don’t want to show you guys my hairy back!
Woman #2, singing: Hairy baaack, hairy baaack!
Forbes Avenue
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1 to coworkers #2 and #3, about their attire: You guys are opposites today. Actually, you cancel each other out. You're, like, invisible! (looks around) Wh… Wh… Where'd they go?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: what a spectacle…
Project manager: Dick is a great guy.
Deputy project manager: Yeah, I love Dick.
College Park, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kevin
