On the phone

Your Bunch Is Waiting for You

Receptionist, over intercom: Would anyone with a banana please come to the front desk?

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 17, 2009
Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, On the phone, Receptionists, Weirdness

So That “Pussy” Remark Earlier… ?

Woman on speakerphone: Get off my back! Now!!
Coworker on phone: Uh, excuse me??
Woman on speakerphone, flustered: Sorry…I meant my cat.

Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: bluesage

Posted on July 13, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, California, Coworkers, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

No Teeth

Woman on cell: If you're going to get a vagina, you may as well get a nice one.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: fetishgirl

Posted on July 8, 2009
Body Parts, California, On the phone, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

Could You Stop Talking About Janice Dickinson That Way?

Cubicle dweller on phone: The problem is: it's a very large pole with a very small head, and it's very ridiculous-looking.

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: signguy

Posted on July 7, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Weirdness

Did You Check the Freezer?

Man on cell: Where the hell is my box of mustaches?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: CarnivorousGnar

Posted on July 3, 2009
On the phone, Physical Appearance, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

But Your Call Is Important to Us, So Please Remain on the Swine

Man on cell: That's just the delay in copulating your pig.

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: MonCree

Posted on July 2, 2009
Animals, New York, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

They Tend to Cut Into My Boob-Watching Time

Admin on phone with engineer: Hello, it's me. (pause) At the desk. (pause) I know, what are you wearing? (pause) Haha…okay, we need to end this conversation, because I do not need to go to a seminar.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 1, 2009
Admins, Clothes, Engineers, General Idiocy, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions

Instead, He'll Just Build Another Pointless Presidential Library

Suit on cell: He was a good bad guy, y'know? But they should have made him disappear into a vortex!

Westwood, Massachusetts

Posted on June 29, 2009
General Idiocy, Massachusetts, On the phone, Suits, Weirdness

How Is It That You Have That and I Don't?

30-something guy: How is it that you have his cell phone number and I don't?
30-something gal: I called him last month when I needed his sperm.

South Bend, Indiana

Overheard by: Eh, what?

Posted on June 24, 2009
Friends, Indiana, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality

Grey's Anatomy Plotlines Have Gotten Thinner Than Ever This Season

Distraught receptionist on phone: Derek, stealing boots was not our decision, it was your decision.

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Receptionist #2

Posted on June 18, 2009
Clothes, Crimes, On the phone, Receptionists, Virginia, Weirdness