Coworker on cell: Hand. Hand. Balls, boobs… Smudge. What?
University of Illinois
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker on cell: Hand. Hand. Balls, boobs… Smudge. What?
University of Illinois
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker giving directions on the phone: You need to go west. Do you know which way's west?
Oregon
Admin on phone: I got a fax in the mail…
Pocatello, Idaho
Coworker on sales call: Oh, yeah, you keep doing that–that's just too much fun to make you quit!
Franklin, Tennessee
Teen cashier to customer: Do you have a calculator on your phone? I put in 20 instead of 50.
Customer: No, but I have an abacus.
Stop & Shop
Connecticut
Old lady on cell: Meryl*, why is your mind always in the fucking gutter?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Coworker on phone: I kinda just rub it underwater.
Stockton, California
Reporter to source on the phone: I have to be honest here. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Park Avenue South
Manhattan, New York
Insurance company boss on phone: Let's put it in a more practical sense: your mom dies…
White Plains, New York
