Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Coworker on phone: I kinda just rub it underwater.
Stockton, California
Reporter to source on the phone: I have to be honest here. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Park Avenue South
Manhattan, New York
Insurance company boss on phone: Let's put it in a more practical sense: your mom dies…
White Plains, New York
Coworker on phone, complaining: Oh, no! It's my chocolate friend again!
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: nextcube
Boss on phone: You're not going to die. Canada's not that much.
Chicago, Illinois
Account manager, loudly into phone: You should have just been faxed the revised drug screen form you need to take to the clinic, but it's not coming from me. It's coming directly from Christ.
Financial District
Manhattan, New York
Female CSR on phone to another: Hello, can I give you a tracking number? (pause) Please? I'll love you forever. (pause) Until I leave for the rodeo, and then I'll forget all about you.
Bloomington, Minnesota
Overheard by: glasses girl
Boss on phone: I know! I'm like a freakin' unicorn today.
Manhattan, New York
Receptionist on phone: He had sex with a horse! (pause) Twice. (pause) Yeah, good thing your picture isn't up there (pause) True story!
Chinatown
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: David
