Yes.

Girl on phone, trying to find job while looking up: Which building are you in? The one with the glass windows?

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 20, 2019
Friends, General Idiocy, Georgia, On the phone, Questions

3PM Research Competitors

Co-worker on phone: What is TFC? Is it like KFC? What are they doing?Chicken?

6000 Windward Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia

Posted on October 7, 2019
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Georgia, Meals and Snacks, On the phone, Questions, Words

I Don't See Much Market for a Pants Cam, Though

Guy in cubicle on phone: Well, it feels like it's about 3 or 4 inches up in there! No… No. Well, did you see the pictures? Because you can totally see it's all the way up in there!

Oil Company
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on September 28, 2019
Body Parts, Cubicles, Employees, Oklahoma, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

So You’ll Have to Buy a Clue Somewhere Else

Customer on phone: Can you transfer me to the Electronic section?
Best Buy clerk: Uh, anyone in particular?
Customer on phone: Yes, Electronics.
Best Buy clerk: Sir, you do realize we are an electronic store, right?

Bowie, Maryland

Posted on September 20, 2019
Customer Service, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Maryland, On the phone, Questions

Now It Just Continually Plays the Theme from Jaws

Cubicle dweller on phone: We're all right, but our piano isn't. It's been through some stuff.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 3, 2019
Accidents, Arts, Employees, Illinois, On the phone, Weirdness

Stupid Lines Ain’t Just for Sitcoms

Woman on phone: I’m sorry I don’t think I copy. Did you say that you copied me on that copy?

1500 Eckington Pl NE
Washington, DC

Posted on September 1, 2019
General Idiocy, On the phone, Washington DC

The “Don't Ask? Do Tell!” Policy

Male naval officer (over speakerphone): Do you need me to come over there?
Male naval office #2 (two cubicles down): No, sir, I just got it up. Everything's fine.
Male naval officer (over speakerphone): Well, let me know if you need help and I'll send someone over.
Male naval office #2 (two cubicles down): Roger that, sir.

Pacific Fleet Headquarters
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii

Overheard by: Just a lowly contractor

Posted on August 31, 2019
Coworkers, Default, Hawaii, Offers and requests, On the phone, Questions, The Military

12PM Lunch

Receptionist over the intercom: Obituaries…Mmmmmmm….

16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Nikki

Posted on August 30, 2019
Connecticut, Death, On the phone, Receptionists

P.S. – Sally the Clown Sounds Hot

Telemarketer: Hello, could I speak to Wally the Clown please?
(short pause)
Telemarketer: Oh, sorry to disturb you then. (to coworker) Dialed the wrong number!

Talbot Road
Manchester
England

Overheard by: Thomas

Posted on August 29, 2019
Coworkers, Customer Service, Default, England, Offers and requests, On the phone, Weirdness

Then I Got to Thinking That Maybe I Am Julie and Don’t Know It

Co-Worker: Hello?
Voice on phone: Is Julie there?
Co-Worker: No. I’m sorry, but you have the wrong number.
Voice on phone: Oh, okay. Sorry.
Co-Worker: No problem.

Phone immediately rings again.

Co-Worker: Listen, man, you have the wrong number.
Voice on phone: Are you sure this is your number? I checked, and this is the same number that my friend Julie gave me. Could you call your number and ask her to call me back?
Co-Worker: Sure, just as soon as I get off the phone with you. [Hangs up phone] Jackass.

1200 Sovereign Row
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Posted on August 22, 2019
General Idiocy, Oklahoma, On the phone

On the phone