The Best I Can Do Is Be Amish Via Fax

Phone rep to others at lunch table: I'm sorry, I just can't make myself a Mormon on the phone.

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on October 21, 2008
On the phone, Out to Lunch, Receptionists, Religion, Virginia

The Office Is Aiming to Reach a Wider Feline Demographic This Season

Cashier, over intercom: Brian to the front desk, please.
Not Brian, over intercom: Meowwwww?

Wheaton, Maryland

Overheard by: I don't think that was Brian.

Posted on October 17, 2008
Animals, Employees, Maryland, On the phone

Now Go Download Porn Like a Good Boy

Angela: Hello, this is Angela, how may I help y… No! No, son, I am too busy to talk about Hannah Montana! (hangs up angrily)

Cedar Hill, Texas

Posted on October 16, 2008
Cinema, On the phone, Receptionists, Texas

At Least I Don't End My Sentences with Prepositions

Angry customer on phone: Where are you located at?
CSR: Iowa.
Angry customer on phone: I outta come there and kick your ass!
Calm CSR: With all due respect sir, bring it. (hangs up)

Boyrum
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: Cube Mate

Posted on October 14, 2008
Customer Service, Customers, Insults, Iowa, On the phone, Threats

I Refuse to Procreate with Him 'Til He Gets This Straight

Coworker #1, hanging up the phone: I can't believe it's six o'clock, I should be going home and I'm here on the phone talking to Steve* about chicken eggs!
Coworker #2: Why?
Coworker #1: I don't know, he thinks the yolks mean they're fertilized.

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: that's not how eggs work