President and CEO: That's what “underwater” means.
Cleveland, Ohio
President and CEO: That's what “underwater” means.
Cleveland, Ohio
Manager: Don’t send information; it just confuses me.
8787 Orion Place
Columbus, Ohio
Old woman: How dare you pick me up in a truck? I drive a Cadillac and you pick me up in a truck?! This is the last Cadillac I ever buy from you!
Manager: That’s not much of a threat, now, is it? Seriously, look at you. I mean, there’s not a lot of Cadillacs left in you, is there?
Car dealership
Ohio
Male coworker to secretary at computer: Can you unzip something for me?
Easton Commons
Columbus, Ohio
Office clerk #1: Where did you put the batteries?
Office clerk #2: They go right here on the pole.
Office clerk #1: Wow! I like the long pole…look at it squirt!
Columbus Avenue
Lebanon, Ohio
Overheard by: Did I hear that right?
Coworker on phone: Jesus told me if you come over to fuck you up.
100 Main Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Jesus Freak
Student walking into class late: The bad news is, I am late. The good news is that my intramural football team won the championship.
Professor: What is your team’s name?
Student: The Jack Bauers.
Professor: Is that the guy from 24? I can’t get into that show…
Student: Because you hate freedom?
Capital University Law School
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: captain awesome
Designer: Have you seen [Dustin] around?
Writer: Nope.
Designer: Hmm. I haven’t checked his office yet.
312 Plum Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Waitress: (lifts heavy box and grunts)
Waiter: Are you okay?
Waitress: Yeah, I think my balls just dropped.
Restaurant
Ohio
20-something female coworker, about guy he's met online: He's so smart. He uses real sentences, with real words, with real punctuation!
Grandview Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Rich Hamburglar
