Woman #1: I love Lean Cuisine.
Woman #2: Me too! We should be in commercials for them.
Woman #1: Yeah! We really should.
Woman #2: Know what else I would be in commercials for?
Woman #1: What?
Woman #2: Epidurals. (walks away)
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Steph
Boss to underling: That's a direct quote. Not word for word, but the gist of it.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: eric
Manager: Since most of these are not used, let’s go through and upgrade those first, then we’ll see what’s left.
Programmer: If they’re not used, we don’t need to upgrade them, right?
Manager: Right, but we need to figure out which ones are used.
Programmer: Can’t we figure that out by eliminating the ones that aren’t used without upgrading them?
Manager: No, we need to upgrade the obsolete programs first.
580 Walnut Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Man #1: No, man, I'm telling you! You have really big toes!
Man #2: Thanks!
Solon, Ohio
Overheard by: David Anon
Director: If there is amy way to complicate things, we will find it.
8787 Orion Place
Columbus, Ohio
Judge, on the bench: This is not a court of justice! This is a court of law!
Elyria, Ohio
Underling: Do you want me to send out the memo or send you the draft for you to release?
Boss: You can send it out. I trust you're not calling for the downfall of the government or anything.
Brook Park, Ohio
Overheard by: Isaac
HR lady: I remember your name. What’s your name?
School
Fairfield, Ohio
Loud office coworker in horizontal stripes: So I was always saying “I wish I had a doll that could do that. And that. And that. I want a doll that can do everything!”
Coworker, in low, creepy voice: And now you've made your own.
Victoria's Secret Home Office
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: chucky
Office lesbian: Alex and I had another fight. Want to buy a new iPod with the engraving “Happy 21st birthday Alex”?
Office grunt: Has it been polished with tears?
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Finding humor in misfortune
