Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Skinny teenage girl on phone to friend: So anyway, I told him he ain't giving me oral sex first thing in the morning. It's like, so gross. My vagina might get morning breath!
Kingswood
Australia
Overheard by: breath mints anyone?
Admin to another: Hey, wiggle my mouse, will ya?
Oxford, Mississippi
Sales manager: Can you drop a historical load with the initial dump?
Fairfield, New Jersey
Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
IT worker: I might not know exactly how to do it, but if you want it pounded in quick and dirty, I am your man.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ZPB
Program manager: Would you let me mess with his head for just two minutes?
Hill Air Force Base
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
Store manager on phone: And I said, “Lord god, please Jesus, don't let my mama's water be cut off, not with that old man living in that house with her, and he ain't had no bowel movement in three days.”
Northport, Alabama
Overheard by: Lisa
Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
