Manager: Did you make a new folder for the nursery division?
Accountant: Did I?
Manager: Yes, did you?
Accountant: Would I?
(manager stares blankly)
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Max
Manager: Did you make a new folder for the nursery division?
Accountant: Did I?
Manager: Yes, did you?
Accountant: Would I?
(manager stares blankly)
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Max
Suit #1: So she said the snake got loose in her apartment and they can’t find it.
Suit #2: Well, until they do, she’s gonna have to sleep with her ass up aganst the wall!
32nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Employee #1: Sometimes I just get caught up in all this stuff, it’s so hectic.
Employee #2: You have to stop once in a while and find some sunshine.
Employee #1: I’d rather just find some moonshine.
50 West State Street
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Jimmy Fingers
Suit: I saw a dude on the train this morning with an ass so big when he sat down he got taller!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
CSR: There’s this guy from a correctional facility who keeps on calling and asking for us to do three-way with him and his fiancée.
New Canton Way
Robbinsville, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon’s office moved
Concerned office lady: I had a bottle of cranberry juice in the fridge of the cafeteria with my name on it, and it disappeared. The problem is, it was a mixture of cranberry juice and some of my cancer treatment drugs. I hope no one drank it.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: No Longer Thirsty
Coworker #1: Have you been in the men’s room lately?
Coworker #2: What? Oh, yeah.
Coworker #1: I like how it’s coming out all foamy.
Camden Street
Newark, New Jersey
Overheard by: Ren
Cubicle dweller #1: Hey, man, are you busy?
Cubicle dweller #2: No. I'm watching the World Cup.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Suit #1: I think my memory has improved since I started taking those Ginkgo biloba tablets.
Suit #2: Really? I bought a bottle of those, like, two months ago, but I don’t remember where I put it.
2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Female co-worker on phone: I know his grandmother died yesterday and his other grandmother has a week to live, but is that really an excuse to get out of a wedding with me this weekend? Am I being selfish here?
Clifton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Grandma's Boy
