Office lady: I'm so hungry, I could eat a man!
West Perth
Australia
Overheard by: A Man
Office lady: I'm so hungry, I could eat a man!
West Perth
Australia
Overheard by: A Man
Project manager: You can have this piece of the pie by December.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Training manager, looking at bottle of water: This water has a green twinge to it.
Training drone: I'm sorry?
Training manager: Look at this water! It has a green twinge to it!
Training drone: Are you asking if the water looks green to me?
Training manager: Yeah! A twinge of green!
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
Boss: So I have this client, and he's kind of slightly mentally retarded, and he's a huge Cubs fan…
Underling, not missing a beat: That's like saying “I need to go the to the ATM machine to get cash money so I can pay for my beef with au jus.”
Boss, blinking and frowning: I don't get it. And I'm a Cubs fan!
Wicker Park
Chicago, Illinois
Boss lady: Who are we missing? Mario*?
(Mario* comes into conference room)
Manager: Aha! I thought I smelled ravioli!
Boss lady: Ignore him, he's drunk.
Manager: Yep, it's after noon!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Office guy #1: Are you making love to your coffee?
Office guy #2: Oh yeah, it moans for me!
Huntersville, North Carolina
Coworker to another: Did you just eat that muffin-top?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Whitney
Female manager to male manager annoying her: So how does your coffee and Visine taste this morning?
Bakersfield, California
Legal secretary: What's the difference between a Crunch Bar and a Krackle?
Paralegal: I don't know. Maybe different companies make them?
Legal secretary: Yeah, probably.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: Breaking off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
