We're Looking for a Porn Site.

Lawyer, about purchasing domain name: Why don't you go through that website. What's it called? Who's your daddy dot com or something?
CEO: I think that's a different kind of website, Brett.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Receptionist

Posted on November 15, 2014
Executives, Internet, Lawyers, Maryland, Names, Questions

Which We'll Need to Discuss on Google Chat

Coworker to next cubicle: I'm sending you an e-mail.

Woburn, Massachusetts

Posted on November 12, 2014
Coworkers, Cubicles, Internet, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Hence the Old Expression “Hung Like a Texas Grandma”

Peon, to neighbor: At least I know how to spell it. I may not know how to spell totes, but I know how to spell that word.
Boss, interrupting: What do you know how to spell?
Peon: Vasectomy. V-a-s-e-c-t-o-m-y.
Boss: And in what context do you need to spell “vasectomy” in a work e-mail?
Peon: I just wanted to let you guys know what is going on with this dude, he's going to be on the phone a lot today.
Boss: Dude is getting a vasectomy?
Peon, pointing back and forth to her left and right boob: No, his grandma is.
Boss: Yeah, that's not a vasectomy.

Humble, Texas

Posted on November 5, 2014
Body Parts, Bosses, Family, Health & Hygiene, Internet, Questions, Texas, Words

Hey, in a Perfect World, Color Shouldn't Matter

Editor: I keep getting these Facebook updates from you when you're driving…
Salesperson: I'm not driving. I'm at a stoplight.
Designer: A green one?

Augusta, Georgia

Posted on October 28, 2014
Colors, Designers and Photographers, General Idiocy, Georgia, Internet, Questions, Sales, Writers and Editors

We Get a Lot Of Mam-Spam

CSR on phone: I'll have to look at the e-mail again, I think it had something to do with breasts…
Passerby: When doesn't it?

Norwood, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I thought so…

Posted on October 19, 2014
Body Parts, Coworkers, Customer Service, Internet, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions

I'm Thinking About Deleting Him

Woman #1, hanging up after talking to boyfriend: What a dummy. He said that the internet isn't working at home because he deleted the modem or something, I wasn't really listening. God, boys are so stupid.
Woman #2: Seriously.

Loveland, Colorado

Posted on October 9, 2014
Colorado, Friends, General Idiocy, Insults, Internet

Clicking the “Like” Button Requires No Higher Mental Functions

Male intern #1: Conor's sick, won't be in at all today.
Female intern: Is he really sick, or just too sick for work but not sick enough for drinks?
Male intern #2: Really? He liked Katy Perry on Facebook at about half nine! Can't be that sick…

Dublin
Ireland