Internet

Coworker #1: About that e-mail you sent… Do you want me to copy the file onto a disc and mail it or do you want me to send the file as an e-mail attachment?
Coworker #2: So you can't just copy the file to a disc and e-mail the disc?

Brentwood, Tennessee

Gorgeous admin on phone with employee, while looking for e-mail: Oh, I just found it… It went straight to my junk!

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Wish I Was That Email

Tech support girl: So, what should I tell them? They say their internet is slow.
Tech support supervisor: Tell them to suck my big brown dick.

Ontario
Canadia

Male staffer: There may be a problem.
Female manager: With what?
Male staffer: I was just typing an e-mail about a birth certificate. Twice I typed “bitch” instead of “birth”.
Female manager: Oooh!
Male staffer: I corrected it before I sent it, though.
Female manager: Thank goodness. (pause) Gotta say, though, that I would love to have a bitch certificate. I mean, I do just fine without one, but it would be nice to have the formal recognition.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Michael

Nepotistic hire: How do I google?

Knoxville, Tennessee

Guy a few cubicles down: No mom, I'm not looking at porn.

Los Angeles, California

Older male student records assistant on phone: Does the word “Firefox” mean anything to you?

Walnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Assistant: Did you know that dogs get breast cancer?
Supervisor: What?
Assistant: I used to work at a vet office, and they would bring in dogs with breast cancer!
Supervisor, after googling it: Yeah, I guess they do!
Assistant: Oh, really?! I made that up!
Supervisor: I'm done with you.

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Digitdy

Woman on phone with client: Yes, this is about the files you sent. My colleague has been trying since morning but could not open your zip!

New York City, New York

Office girl: Yeah, my mom is on AIM. I blocked her.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Love my job