Boss to employee: Here's a thought: why don't you stop being such a parasite?
Bar
Chicago, Illinois
Boss to employee: Here's a thought: why don't you stop being such a parasite?
Bar
Chicago, Illinois
Customer service manager: He said that since he paid so much for the service contract, we should give him a replacement print head for free.
Sales manager: I'm not giving that fucker any head!
Elk Grove Village, Illinois
Overheard by: Leelluu
Post doctoral researcher, approaching end of contract: I can see light at the end of the tunnel, but I hope it's not another bastard with a torch holding more work.
KU Leuven
Belgium
Old lady on cell: Meryl*, why is your mind always in the fucking gutter?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Latin legal assistant, getting off the phone: That lady just told me to jump in a lake.
Dowdy woman: What is that in Spanish?
Latin legal assistant: She said it in English.
Dowdy woman: Yeah, but I want to hear it in Spanish.
Law Firm
Bay Shore, New York
Admin to partner: So, what would you do if you won the jackpot all on your own? It's up to $113 million. What would you tell your clients?
Partner: Without the naughty parts? “… you!”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Male manager in office full of women: I can't believe with all these bitches here I actually have to get my own coffee!
Hartselle, Alabama
Overheard by: OMG! He's got a Death Wish
Programmer #1: Never trust a fuckin' midget.
Programmer #2: Oh, yeah? Well, never trust a fuckin' fag who's sworn off fuckin'.
Memphis, Tennessee
IT guy #1: Can you change those stupid default setting sounds?
IT guy #2: Those aren't default sounds. I spent time picking those out. I really like the submarine sounds!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Julie
Disgruntled middle aged CSR, answering phone: Hello. (pause) Oh, just at this stupid meaningless job. How are you?
Aliso Viejo, California
