CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Coworker, ending discussion on Philadelphia's history: So the Liberty Bell was the bell people rang… when liberty came?
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Female case worker: I don't care, just stick it anywhere.
Male clerk: Bada-boom bada-bing, stick it in the front?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Spazzy
Boss to friend: “Monogamy” is when you don't know if it's a male or female. “Androgony” is a planet.
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jessica
Secretary: So, who wrote the Tom Clancy books again?
Boss: (looks at her)
Secretary: I feel really dumb right now.
Barrie
Canadia
Overheard by: Next room over
Employee at Christian book store: Hi there, can I help you find something?
Customer: I'm looking for a book.
Employee: Alright, what's the title?
Customer: I don't know. It's a book about… uhm, Jesus.
Employee: Okay. I think you're going to have to be a little more specific, since we have a lot of books on that subject.
Customer: It has a green cover.
Gainesville, Florida
Salesman: Man, I hate it that my brain is so small that I get confused real easy.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Graphic designer: Ah, shut up, midget mother.
Ad sales girl: What? “Midget mother”? What the fuck does that mean?
Graphic designer: Your mother's a midget.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Intern #1: I heard that when a girl loses her virginity, her face changes.
Intern #2: You mean you can see it on her face?
Intern #1: No. Her face actually gets longer.
Intern #2: That doesn't make sense.
Intern #1: No, it's true. I've noticed it in some of my friends.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Drew Ball
Inside sales rep, after eating piece of fruit from her mixed fruit cup: Um, this tastes kinda funny. Does fruit go bad?
Reading, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: her stupidity is melting my brain
