Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night… or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
Coworker: Sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but it is just so sad.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Customer to insurance agent: How am I supposed to fax you a copy of my police report? This is my only copy!
Phoenix, Arizona
Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Office worker: The only way you can print is from the report?
System support person, on speakerphone: Yeah, we're trying to fix that.
Office worker: Wait! You can print from the report?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Why do I work here?
Professor: Many cultures handle cleanliness in many ways.
Female student: But just because you're OCD about being clean doesn't mean you're not susceptible to getting herpes.
Fullerton, California
Employee, yelling down the hall: Two months till table dancing.
Manhattan, New York
New boss to room full of employees: I want everyone to know I'm a friend. My door is always open… except for when it's closed. When it's closed I'm generally yelling at someone, so you won't want to come in.
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: Not Surprised
Technology director: No, that's “u,” as in “eunuch.”
Columbia, South Carolina
