Italian coworker: John, can I ask you a question?
British coworker: Sigh. (pause) Yes, I am British, and no, I'm not sorry about it.
Dublin
Ireland
Italian coworker: John, can I ask you a question?
British coworker: Sigh. (pause) Yes, I am British, and no, I'm not sorry about it.
Dublin
Ireland
Male interviewer: So where are you from?
Female applicant: I’m from here, but all my family is from Vietnam.
Male interviewer: Yeah? My ex-wife is from Vietnam. Ever since that war over there, I haven’t really been a fan of wars, ya know?
Doc Green’s, Cumberland Boulevard
Atlanta, Georgia
Coworker to colleague at going away party, unaware that boss is right behind him: I'm sorry you're leaving… but I don't blame you.
Florence, Alabama
Overheard by: glad it wasn't me
Security guy: Um, can I help you?
Admin guy: No, I’m fine. I work here.
Security guy: Well, do you recognize me?
Admin guy: Um, yeah. I see you every day.
Security guy: I’ve never seen you before. Do I look different?
Admin guy: No.
Security guy: I’m older than when you last saw me.
606 St. Paul Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: lexbean
Employee #1: Oh…I think I peed a little! I have to go check. Be right back.
Employee #2: …So how did your pee test go?
Employee #1: No, I didn’t pee. Maybe it was just discharge.
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
Bartender: I was sitting at the bar having a beer before work, and an old lady came up and gave me the nicest compliment.
Manager: Oh, yeah? What did she say?
Bartender: She told me that I was a very pretty girl and I should get up off the barstool and quit being a slut all my life.
Manager: So, she really called you a slut.
Bartender: Well… I guess she did.
405 N Interurban Avenue
Richardson, Texas
Person in cubicle: Is that your cell phone?
Person in next cubicle: No, it's my mouth.
Austin, Texas
Tech support: Can you tell if it’s an Ethernet cable or a phone cable?
Customer: How do I tell?
Tech support: Well, if you hold it up to the cable attached to your phone and you look at the plug, if it looks the same, you’ve got a phone cable. If it’s bigger, it’s probably Ethernet.
Customer: Oh cool. Let me look.
Tech support: WAIT! [dial tone]
711 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl #1: Well, her parents did give birth to her.
Girl #2: Which parent?!
Girl #1: … Her mum.
England
Overheard by: Rachel Wills
Customer: I need to have some work done on my car, and I want to know how much it’s going to cost.
Shop guy: Okay, let’s go take a look.
Customer: Well, the car isn’t here, it’s at my house.
Shop guy: You need to bring the car here if you want an estimate.
Customer: I don’t need an estimate, I just want to know how much it’s going to cost.
Auto body shop
New Jersey
