General Idiocy

Young office lady to another: What's that French term for you felt like you've been here before? (pause) Menage a troi?

Calgary
Canadia

Senior broker to associate broker: I am drowning in my own snot.

47th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: CaseyMarie

Female sales rep, poking head over cubicle: Sometimes I like to send my best customers pictures of silly things, like unicorns jumping over rainbows!

Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Jon

Creative designer to secretary: I only have two dollars to go to Hooters tonight. Do you know where the petty cash is hidden so that I can borrow some money?

Ardice Avenue
Eustis, Florida

Overheard by: serena

Product development guy: I just got an e-mail in Chinese… What do I do?
Product development gal: Just copy/paste it into Microsoft Word and change the font.
Product development guy: It's Chinese, not Wingdings.

Queens, New York

Manager: We’re all inoperative here!

5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Manager #1: I really respect the fact that Bill Clinton was a Rhodes scholar. It shows how intelligent he is.
Manager #2: Yeah, me too. I’m terrible with maps. I respect anyone who can read one.

870 Winter Street
Waltham, Massachusetts

Client: I didn’t read this contract yet
Lawyer: I didn’t read it either. But you can just go ahead and sign it.

200 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Worker bee: Oh, this is an ear. I thought it was something else.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: usual suspect

Temp: So maybe this’ll finally get the English fighting with us.

222 S. Riverside Plaza
Chicago, Illinois