Old black lady: Why you call your brother ‘KISS‘?!
Young black woman: Huh?
Old black lady: You know what ‘K-I-S-S’ stand for?
Young black woman: What?
Old black woman: ‘Knights in Satan’s Service.’ That’s right, ‘Knights in Satan’s Service! Why you call your brother ‘KISS‘?!
2201 South 10th Street
Ft. Pierce, Florida
Overheard by: Just here to get dialated
Female go-getter: Well, I just went ahead and did it since you guys were just sitting on your loins.
3201 West Commercial Boulevard
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: you really are disgusting
Peon #1: I’m going to a S.C.O.R.E. meeting tomorrow.
Peon #2: What’s that?
Peon #1: Service Corp of Retired Executives.
Peon #2: What? Retarded Executives?
3201 West Commercial Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Male coworker to female, after lunch: I can’t believe that you wouldn’t eat anything but white rice at the Indian restaurant. You’d never make it at Epcot.
St. Petersburg, Florida
Director, during brainstorming session: You and your colon!
3912 North 29th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida
Overheard by: George
Gate agent: How cute you look in your outfit, Maria*!
Ramp agent in fluorescent jumpsuit, heading out to Tarmac: I look like a gigantic yellow highlighter.
Boarding area, JetBlue flight to JFK
Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Rich Mintz
CSR: What time is it?
Manager: Look at your computer. See those numbers in the lower left-hand corner? That’s the time.
CSR: Oh. Well, what I need to know is, what time is it in Guam?
3912 North 29th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida
Overheard by: George
Manager: … And that’s why junkies are attractive.
1st Avenue South
St. Petersburg, Florida
Overheard by: Django
Female cube dweller #1: I just got a massage for the first time.
Female cube dweller #2: How was it?
Female cube dweller #1: Girl, it was amazing. He had me get naked and even gave me a complimentary breast massage.
Male cube dweller: Wait… Wait… I don’t think he was supposed to do that.
Female cube dweller #1: Really? I don’t see why not… Really? Shit, I didn’t know that.
Male cube dweller: Yeah, he violated you. You can report him and he can lose his license for doing something like that.
Female cube dweller #1: Well, I don’t care — he was fine anyway. I’ll probably call him for another one.
Male cube dweller: You’re an idiot!
1455 Chancellor Drive
Orlando, Florida
Worker bee: Seriously, you just should not name your dog after a rapist…
Medical office
Florida
Overheard by: The DM
