At the “Overeating Drag-Queens and Their Voyeuristic Allies” Meeting

Male staff member: Yeah, but knowing my luck, it'll happen again when I'm not here!
Female staff member: It's okay. You're married now. You'll get lucky one day!

Blockbuster
Australia

Posted on July 1, 2020
Australia, Employees, Feelings, Gripes, Relationships

Just Try Not to Make Convulsive Gulping Noises

Boss: I don't want to drink by myself.
Employee: You won't be. You'll be on a conference call.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Mark W.

Posted on June 30, 2020
Bosses, California, Drinking, Employees, On the phone

In Unrelated News, Can I Have Tomorrow Off?

Blonde coworker: But that's the problem with this country, people are lazy now, never put any thought or effort into anything. They're sloppy. Like, some guy passed a bank teller a “this is a holdup” note on the back of his damn pay stub from his job. I can't respect that kind of stupidity.
Manager: You know what? You would be a really good criminal. I mean that as a compliment.
Blonde coworker: I know, right? It's almost scary. I'd never get caught.

Chelmsford, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Not sure I want to sit by her anymore

Posted on June 29, 2020
Bosses, Compliments, Crimes, Employees, General Idiocy, Massachusetts

Your Editors Have Learned That This Totally Works

Older janitor to young engineer, about picking up girls: You have to trap'em like Daniel Boone style, set out some salad with ranch dressin' or somethin' like that”.

Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: Rick