Secretary: Isn't he the one that died?
File clerk, busy typing: Yes.
Secretary: Oh. Okay, well, I won't send the e-mail to him, then.
File clerk, mumbling while typing: Wow.
Riverside, California
Secretary: Isn't he the one that died?
File clerk, busy typing: Yes.
Secretary: Oh. Okay, well, I won't send the e-mail to him, then.
File clerk, mumbling while typing: Wow.
Riverside, California
Customer in line buying a pop: $5 for a pop? Are you serious?
Cashier, deadpan: I wish I was joking.
Customer: Fine, give me a Coke. (walks away) I feel like I've just been raped!
Molson Amphitheatre
Toronto
Canadia
Employee #1: I heard that each time you travel overseas, you lose seven years of your life.
Employee #2: What about pilots?
Manhattan, New York
Team assistant to IT guy: I can't get this file e-mailed cuz it's too big. Can you come up and zip it or something?
IT guy: Why don't you send it to me? I'll see what I can do.
The Hague
Netherlands
Overheard by: Out of Office
Recruiter: Sir, you're being very argumentative.
Employee: No, I'm not!
Stoughton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Billy
Male cubicle rat to female receptionist: You've got to smell pretty to feel pretty.
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Lysa
Cool guy #1, leaving restroom: Okay, dude… You hungry?
Cool guy #2: You know it!
Flatiron District
Manhattan, New York
Workaholic, exiting a meeting: It's less about zombies than you'd think.
St. Louis, Missouri
Insurance claims adjuster: So have you recovered from the disaster last Friday night?
Homeowner: (inaudible)
Insurance claims adjuster: No, I was talking about the Ohio state game where they got whipped!
Earthy City, Missouri
Overheard by: Kevin
