Guy on phone with one finger stuffed in his ear: I didn't get it, Lisa, what's your dad dying got to do with us not having anal? (pause) What? No sex at all? (pause) Not even a blowjob? Jeez, I mean, why are you acting so weird all of a sudden?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Saagar
Longtime standing employee: You've used up all your mulligans.
Temp employee: What do you mean? Today? This week?
Longtime standing employee: For the remainder of your stay.
Escondido, California
Overheard by: Mike G
Accountant #1: You know, French onion soup has beef-stock in it.
Accountant #2: But it's not like, real meat, it's just… boiled.
Accountant #1: Don't tell me, tell Jesus!
Albany, New York
Colleague on phone: No, no, no. No! I'm gonna ask you, like Tina Turner asked Ike: What's love got to do with this, baby?
Fordham University
New York
Office lady on phone: No, I'm not getting Dave to help… Hell, you know what men think six inches is!
British Columbia
Canadia
Clerk: I saw you driving earlier, did you get your license back?
Customer: Yeah, it's all good now. If I could only stay out of the bar…
Clerk: You don't think there's a connection between those two things?
Customer: What do you mean?
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: BFS
Office woman, annoyed her desk was rearranged: He keeps putting office supplies in my private area!
Jacksonville, Florida
Journalist in network newsroom: Ewwww! Corpses on the beach! (pause) Oh, never mind. They were just prostitutes.
Manhattan, New York
Slick young professional woman, deadpan: I've said so many horrible things about him, it will be nice to finally meet him in person.
Harlem, New York
