Coworker: Well, he's african american so I couldn't really understand what he was saying.
Urbana, IL
Coworker: Well, he's african american so I couldn't really understand what he was saying.
Urbana, IL
Gay coworker: I don’t dress up for Halloween, it’s against my religion!
Straight coworker: Oh, is that the same religion you consulted when choosing your sexuality?
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Stoopid like a fox
Employee friend: So, is everybody getting laid off then?
Executive friend: Not everybody.
(employee friend smiles)
Executive friend: Just everybody that wasn't on the commonwealth* project.
Employee friend: I wasn't on the commonwealth project.
Executive friend: Oh, yeah, uh…
Beacon Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I WAS on the Project!!!
Programmer: Cause of death… Amazing coding!
University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland
Male coworker: It's all right if I hire strippers who are humorous for his bachelor party, right?
Female coworker: Oh, you mean like midget strippers?
Male coworker: Yeah, because it would all be about how silly it is.
Female coworker: That's be fine. I just don't want him to be turned on, or whatever… midget strippers won't do that.
Male coworker: Cool!
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Herman Joseph
Worker #1: [Sneezes.][Several moments pass.]Worker #2: Oh… Bless you.
Worker #1: Thanks, Merry Christmas.
Los Angeles, California
Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
<b>sales rep:</b> can't anyone in west virginia keep their phone on? I mean, stop having sex with your cousin for like two seconds and pay the frickin' phone bill!
Fort Mill, SC
Lunch room breaker #1: The irony is that she was the only one that knew the Heimlich maneuver, but she couldn’t do it because she was six months pregnant.
Dumb dumb: So, why couldn’t she do it?
Lunch room breaker #1: Do you know what the Heimlich maneuver is?
Pine Street
San Francisco, California
Gay admin: I’m thinking of taking a gym class at a community college next quarter. What do you think I should take?
Straight admin: Badminton. Yep, definitely badminton. That’s nice and gay.
Sunnyvale, California
