…According to This Letter of Recommendation.

Cube rat: Jason* is a pretty good guy… for a racist homophobe.

Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Is That All?

Posted on January 30, 2016
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Texas, Weirdness

Or She Goes Into Spamaphylactic Shock

Woman #1, looking over cubicle: Rachel is going to be angry that you are sending her so many emails.
Woman #2, turning around: Who gives a fuck?
Woman #1: Seriously, you better watch it. [looks around] She can’t take too many emails, she has to pace herself.

Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Not pacing myself!

Posted on January 25, 2016
Advice, Anger management, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, Feelings, Internet, New Jersey, Violence

I’m Working My Way Up to Eating Grease Out of the Fryer

Big chick: I walked to McDonald’s today. It’s like the subway diet, only less effective.

McDonald’s
Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Overheard by: jared

Posted on January 24, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & Weight, Employees, Iowa, Meals and Snacks

And Sprinkle Its Bowl with Lithium

Female coworker #1: Squiggy committed suicide last night.
[Long pause.]Female coworker #1: He seems to have jumped out of the tank and shriveled up on the desk top… so it looks like I’ll be getting another guppy.
Female coworker #2: Looks like it.
Female coworker #1: Or… Yeah, I guess I’ll get another guppy.

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on January 23, 2016
Animals, Coworkers, Death, Default, Maryland, Weirdness

Mainly You, So: No.

Employee #1: I left early yesterday because I was sick. I think there's some bad dressing in the fridge.
Employee #2: Why did you eat that? That was from 2009!
Employee #1: Why did you leave a note saying anyone could eat it? Are you trying to poison everyone?!

Wheaton, IL

Posted on January 22, 2016
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Her Preschooler Goes Around Singing SexyBack

Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”

Hertfordshire
England

Posted on January 19, 2016
Body Parts, Default, Employees, England, Music

I've Asked You Repeatedly to Stop Talking About the Interns That Way.

Office girl #1: You know, people love their monkeys!
Office girl #2: Mmmm…

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: Monkey Neutral

Posted on January 17, 2016
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This Company's Billing Is a Pauling

Manager: What are you doing bill?
Bill: Nothing.
Manager: What are you doing paul[who is right next to bill]?
Paul: Helping bill!

Hamilton, Bermuda

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on January 15, 2016
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Seems Like It Might Take a While to Get to You

Receptionist: I was just going to put this in the mail for you today but since you’re here I’ll just give it to you.
Customer: Do you want me to mail it?

Rayen Avenue
Youngstown, Ohio

Posted on January 14, 2016
Default, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Receptionists

We've Already Outsourced Much of Your Work to That Coatrack

Cubicle drone #1 (while physically beating cubicle drone #2): You could be replaced by a rubber tree plant!

Bowmanville
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 14, 2016
Canadia, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Insults, Office Politics, Violence

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