If There Are Complications, You Get a Set of Steak Knives

Patient: Do you offer any discounts if this is my second surgery?
Receptionist: Sure, we can throw in a free appendectomy or colonoscopy… Your choice.

Orange Avenue
Orlando, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2023
Default, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Medical, Offers and requests, Patients, Questions, Receptionists, Weirdness

Not the Ones I See in Magazines, Anyway

Geek: I hate to break it to you, but surfers don’t wear coats.

William Street
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Misanthropic Scott

Posted on March 11, 2023
Advice, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, New York, Sports

Haven't Been the Same Since I Fell In

Secretary #1: (transcribing from a dictaphone) <giggle>
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle>
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle>
Secretary #2: What’s so funny?
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle> I’m transcribing this dictation and he’s talking about the sewer system and he keeps talking about going into manholes.
Secretary #2: So?
Secretary #1: Manholes – get it – manholes! He’s going into manholes!
Secretary #2: How old are you??????

327 S. Camino del Rio
Durango, CO

Posted on March 11, 2023
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A Giant Gathering of Ruby Tuesdays Employees?

Boss: Okay, before we cross that Rubicon … Wait, does everyone know what the Rubicon was?
Minion: Yeah! It's the brain!
Boss: (blinks) Okay… Anyone else have a guess?

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: veni vidi deridei

Posted on March 8, 2023
Bosses, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Georgia, Questions

…But I'll Be Annoyed If I Lose the Scavenger Hunt.

Unit Clerk: I haven't seen a holy man all day. I don't know what that's all about.

Hospital
Albany, New York

Overheard by: I sure don't know

Posted on March 7, 2023
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Must’ve Been Talking about Jellyfish

Visiting sales rep: Wow, that aquarium is really cool! Is it a lot of work?
Desk owner: Thanks. It’s not too hard once it’s set up for a while.
Visiting sales rep: I’ve never seen one with all those things with testicles in it before.
Desk owner: [Silence until sales rep obliviously boards elevator.]

75 Battery Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: We didn’t buy her product.

Posted on March 6, 2023
Animals, Body Parts, Bosses, California, Compliments, Default, Sales, Words

Does Every Office Have a Bear?

Male coworker: I love me some winter, and I love me some naked.

Raleigh, NC

Posted on February 20, 2023
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But Can You Take This?

Op: You know what would make a great pet?
Ernie: No, what?
Op: A badger.
Ernie: Yeah, great. Great at ripping human flesh off.
Op: Exactly, burglar protection.
Ernie: No, I was talking about your flesh.
Op: Oh… I can take it.

Boston, Massachusetts