He’s on His Cigarette Break

Patient: Help! Help me! Someone!
Patient’s tech, upon entering room: Sir! Sir, what are you yelling for?
Patient: Sanity!

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Posted on May 26, 2008
Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Kentucky, Offers and requests, Patients, Questions, Weirdness

Doesn’t Seem to Matter Whose

Big boss to bigger boss, while on phone with car seller: How much are your car payments?
Bigger boss: An arm, a leg, and a testicle!

Worcester Road
Natick, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on May 26, 2008
Body Parts, Bosses, Coworkers, Default, Gripes, Massachusetts, Money, On the phone, Questions

Does a Strip-o-Gram Qualify?

Cute brunette: I have to buy my 92-year-old grandmother a gift, what should I get her?
Old hag of a coworker: Something perishable.

Downtown Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Rhymes with Regina

Posted on May 26, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Canadia, Coworkers, Default, Questions

My Workouts Are Like Meetings Where Nothing Gets Decided

Analyst #1: I tried working out last night.
Analyst #2: How much did you lift?
Analyst #1: I had 225 on the bar.
Analyst #2: Did you get it up?
Analyst #1: Nah, I chickened out.

Cookeville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Diddy

Posted on May 26, 2008
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Health & Hygiene, Tech People, Tennessee

And Once You’re There, You’re Not Here at All

Female co-worker, just returned from holiday: Oh, Shanghai was wonderful, but I was amazed at how Chinese it was.

Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: What? China’s Western isn’t it?

Posted on May 23, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, General Idiocy, Geography & History

That Was Less Fun Than I’d Hoped

Worker on phone: Say catastrophe.
Worker on loudspeaker: Castastrosy.
Worker on phone: Yeah, now say catastrophic.
Worker on loudspeaker: Castrastrosic.
Worker on phone: See?
Worker on loudspeaker: See what?

Hemel Hempstead
Hertfordshire
England

Overheard by: Yes i see, this is defintitely catastrophic