Hostess: I once gave everyone in my restaurant an Adderall. We had never been more efficient!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Hostess: I once gave everyone in my restaurant an Adderall. We had never been more efficient!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Pool Owner: Yes, I would like you to close my pool for the winter.
Clerk: Okay, great. Where is the pool located.
Pool Owner: In our backyard.
Clerk: Yes Ma’am I appreciate that since we have never found a permit approved for a front yard pool. Now what is the address of your pool?
Pool Owner: Was that a stupid answer?
Henninger Court
Chantilly, Virginia
Overheard by: SKippyMom
Receptionist on phone: I'll be shorter than a midget on his knees!
Washington Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Female sales rep on phone with customer: Ummmm, now she walks like she has a load in her pants…
Keene, New Hampshire
Male coworker: The last place I danced was at a strip club!
Female coworker: I didn’t think there was a place to dance at a strip club except that one little stage, and I didn’t think they let boys up there.
Male coworker: Well, somehow I ended up there… They won’t let me in the Dells anymore!
Female coworker: Why not?
Male coworker: I had my face in places it shouldn’t have been.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: hoping he meant the guacamole
Sales guy: I don't understand who would pay $200 to get their car detailed… that's how much I PURCHASE MY CARS FOR!
Receptionist: I don't know, I guess some people just take pride in their investments…
Sales guy: No, that's the kinda shit Armenian teenagers spend all their parents' money on, when they run out of other stupid crap to buy.
Los Angeles, California
Office supplies clerk: Where is all double sided tape going?
Office peon (to other peon): One more roll for my left foot and I can scale the building like Spiderman.
Downtown Orlando, Florida
Boss: What do you think? Is it a do-able deal if it works out?
Co-worker: Yeah… I mean, if it works out.
Indiana
Intern guy: I'm trying to imagine what a masochistic society would be like.
20-something girl: …amazing.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/ouch.html
Overheard by: Ian
Secretary #1, talking about the real-life Napa Valley Halloween murder case: The police used his DNA and the kind of cigarettes he smoked to catch the murderer.
Secretary #2: Just like on CSI!
School
Hamilton, Ohio
Overheard by: TV has the best ideas
