Coworker: Stephanie [the manager] isn't here, so we can say “taint” and “dirty sanchez” all we want!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Coworker: Stephanie [the manager] isn't here, so we can say “taint” and “dirty sanchez” all we want!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Coworker #1: You know, Diana* is leaving to move to Austin.
Coworker #2 (bitter and disappointed): I hate it when people leave.
Coworker #3: Really? I like it because we get snacks.
Park Avenue
New York, New York
Coworker: The normal media won't tell you the truth. That's why I listen to talk shows.
Oak Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Vejewsbian
Nosey cube dweller: What are you doing after work?
Neighbor of nosey cube drone: Minding my own business. Why, what are you doing?
Brookline, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Not minding his
Coworker #1: What, you mean you don't like gummy bears?
Coworker #2: No, I like gummy bears, I just don't feel like chewing today.
New York City, New York
Coworker #1, hanging up the phone: I can't believe it's six o'clock, I should be going home and I'm here on the phone talking to Steve* about chicken eggs!
Coworker #2: Why?
Coworker #1: I don't know, he thinks the yolks mean they're fertilized.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: that's not how eggs work
Man leaving bathroom: Find your floppy?
Man entering bathroom: Nope.
McDonald's Drive
Oakbrook, Illinois
Loud cube neighbor on cell: Well, how in the hell did he escape if he was handcuffed?!
Frankfort, Kentucky
Overheard by: Coder Chick
Cube dweller #1 (hears scraping on a dish): What are you eating?
Cube dweller #2: (mumbles something)
Cube dweller #1: What did you day? Did you say “Tonya?”
Cube dweller #2: Yeah, her too.
Buffalo, New York
Office tease: Did you watch it? Did you watch 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Office perv: I think I'm gonna be sick…
Office tease: Wasn't it the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
Office slut: Wow, you made Kevin* nauseous? Okay, now I'm interested.
Elmsford, New York
Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief
