Colleague, on phone to is help desk: Hi, I'd like to report that we haven't had access to the internet for two days now.
Help desk: Okay, we'll log it as an issue.
Colleague: What happens now?
Help desk: We'll report it to security to look at.
Colleague: And what will they do?
Help desk: They'll look at it.
Manchester, New Hampshire
Cube rat #1: These nuts taste old.
Cube rat #2: What did you just say?
Cube rat #1: Nothing.
Detroit, Michigan
Coworker to another: The group sex didn't change anything.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Surveyor #1: Ray is top; I am bottom.
Surveyor #2: Uh…
Surveyor #1: Wait. that didn't come out right!
Rockville, Maryland
50-year-old female #1: Oh my god! You have to hear this! (reads entire e-mail aloud)
40 year-old female #2: Oh my god!
50-year-old female #1: I know!
40 year-old female #2: Oh my god!
50-year-old female #1: I'm forwarding it to you now.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: NoRest4TheWicked
40-something male office runner: I really like your smelly lotion.
20-something female office runner: Eh… thanks.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Laura
Employee to another: Hey, Michelle! I've made a mistake and I am trying to cover it up!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: katnapoleon
Coworker to another, just back from honeymoon: Hey, that shirt looks like it actually fits. Did the missus pick it out for you? Did she make you go on a diet? Did you stop eating because you're depressed? (waits for an answer, gets none) Do you have to ask your wife for permission to talk to me?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Peezy
Office girl: Praise god! Prayer works!
Born again Christian coworker: Hell yeah!
Office girl: Huh?
Born again Christian coworker: Sorry.
Aiea, Hawaii
Overheard by: Girl hiding behind her monitor
